Hello friend!
In my last newsletter, I mentioned being really glad to share my house, whether with in-person visitors or virtual updates.
This issue is all about rejecting visitors, so buckle up!
I’m taking you right along with me on some intense…uh…‘housekeeping’ projects. (But don’t worry, we’ll stop for a drink break in the middle to calm us both down. You’ll understand in a minute).
Sincerely,
Tenley Schwartz
Head Writer & Household Exterminator
In This Issue:
Porch Visit: Taking care of business
Cool Drinks for Hot Babes: A refreshing drink that barely needs a recipe
Livin’ is Easy: More taking care of business
Porch Visit
I still have it hanging out in my freezer if you wanna see it. Come visit! My house is so welcoming!
I realize that adding sugar to sparkling water is just turning it into soda, but then you add fruit and BOOM! Suddenly it’s mixology. Alternative titles include: Lazy Sangria, Office Sangria (0.0% alcohol, man!), and Fancy Water.
Livin’ is Easy
WHEW! Thanks for reading this month’s adventures, and sorry if you’re traumatized now. Rest assured that my home still feels safe and cozy (please still visit me!!!) and is pest free unless you count spiders. I am purposefully NOT counting them because I don’t feel like tallying that number would be good for my mental health.
Have a non-pesky month,
💛, Ten
Tenley, this was amazing! I’m going to have to read through your older posts